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Horn Demotivational Poster


When I was a kid -


TAGS: foghorn leghorn
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 7:16 pm, #245392
And parents weren't so sue happy. The kid who sets himself aflame, uh... freakin' deserves it. Case dismissed.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 2:59 pm, #245324
Too right!


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm, #226608
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm, #226026
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am, #226004
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can


TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am, #243694
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am, #212545
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm, #212531
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm, #212526
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm, #212522
LoF*ckingL!
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm, #191723
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm, #190762
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am, #188979
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am, #188797
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am, #188796
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am, #188795
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am, #188768
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm, #188644
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm, #188640
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm, #188639
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm, #188635
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm, #188634
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm, #188630
ROR! That is amsome


BACKSTABBERS -


TAGS: karma matadors bull horns
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - May 15, 2012, 5:18 pm, #234667
By sodomizing him?
moerdijk - March 17, 2011, 1:59 pm, #214510
teapotting?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:36 pm, #207565
ouch 5L
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm, #190896
He is just helping that poor guy over the fence, really
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 4:50 pm, #190641
very nice


POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: pov funny ho*** the helicopter
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm, #218675
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of d*** lazy a**ed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am, #218660
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am, #218653
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am, #218652
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.


TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.49/5

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axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm, #239272
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am, #239206
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm, #215073
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm, #187996
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am, #184776
old cartoons were and still are the **** hands down...sponge bob f*** pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm, #184527
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!


LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.


TAGS: ut longhorns champions aggies suck
Rating: 2.32/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm, #204108

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm, #204094
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm, #204092
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, b****!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm, #141897
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm, #141866

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141862
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm, #141839

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am, #141799
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am, #141781
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am, #141758
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am, #141675
I beg to differ.


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm, #219122
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #96876
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.


TAGS: waking baby air horn
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - April 21, 2009, 3:47 pm, #74490
What...did you say something?
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:57 am, #74442
If you didn't laugh, it's because you did this and CPS still won't let you have your kid back.


"WISHING YOU WERE DEAD" - Is a phenomenon experienced by those who realise that they just bailed out of a 35 million dollar aircraft


TAGS: f 18 hornet bail out death
Rating: 4.1/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 2:57 pm, #207860
you should try writing software for lawyers.


COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am, #194458

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am, #194448
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am, #194447
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am, #194446
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am, #194445
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am, #194444
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am, #194443
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am, #194442
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am, #194441
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am, #194440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am, #194439
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am, #194438
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am, #194437
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am, #194435
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am, #194434
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am, #194432
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am, #194431
TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am, #194430
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am, #194429
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am, #194428
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am, #194427
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am, #194415

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


BEES VS HORNETS -


TAGS: f18 hornet bee hive
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:44 pm, #203833
...and then the pilot created caramel.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:04 pm, #203822
that would certainly be the quickest solution! But.. doesn't that look like a big jar below the engine.. maybe they got the queen and got them out of there. They could use their firefighting unis to get in there
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm, #203816

wonder how this problem was resolved....we have ignition?


OVER COMPENSATION - Some people just do it too well!




THE ROSE -




HELMET, HORNS AND SWORD - Mortals, come out, come out and let's play !




BED OF ROSES -




BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.




ALWAYS ANTI GRAVITY -




THORN IN MY SIDE - "Oh hi there. Don't mind me. Just eating chips bro."




AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI! -




ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: every bull has horns crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm, #197680
Love it.


WIND INSTRUMENTS -


TAGS: want to toot my horn
Rating: 4.33/5

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AFTER HIS BUSY NIGHT - of delivering presents around the world Santa likes to help deliver some special presents


TAGS: get those hornets up in the air
Rating: 4.16/5

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Airman - December 29, 2009, 11:22 am, #148781
glad it made you laugh phy
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 4:39 pm, #148518
That REALLY made me LOL Mr. Airman Sir!


REVENGE - It really does suck




WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?


TAGS: make your choice cactus thorns
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm, #222433
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm, #222429
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am, #222424
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am, #222410
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented ho*** douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am, #81010
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am, #68575
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this a**hole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am, #68574
man bret michaels is ***y and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am, #53673
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half a**ed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am, #53510
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


affection -


TAGS: love rose thorns patient olga
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 19, 2013, 9:15 am, #245857
Every rose has its thorn, just as every night has its dawn, just as every cowboy sings a sad, sad song....


Maturity -


TAGS: drunken youth bull life horns
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - July 1, 2014, 10:51 pm, #255558
maybe bi-horn fits
Greeny - July 1, 2014, 7:59 pm, #255557
wait... dual horns sounds better. I mean worse
Greeny - July 1, 2014, 7:54 pm, #255556
Mine has twin horns. 5L


ministration -


TAGS: rose thorn
Rating: 5/5

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why oh why -


TAGS: mooooooo mrsmooooooooo argue davidthorne
Rating: 4.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2014, 11:17 pm, #254172
Probably not.
Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:49 pm, #254167
lol - he'll learn eventually


That's Vehicular -




LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THAT!!! -


TAGS: longhorn follow directions feas
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:23 pm, #217885
Wow, Mongo's lost a lot of weight.


Thorns -




Intimidation -




Contests -




JANUARY 12, 2010 -


TAGS: where were you when you hear she had a thorn
Rating: 4.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:14 am, #152560
hehehehehehehehehehe. Oh the humanity!
Skarrde - January 12, 2010, 11:23 pm, #152545
*putting glue in his ear* metal scarssss
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm, #152520
Been there...done that...wrote a poem.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:25 pm, #152517
It might... but tears clean the soul, too. Try those.
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:13 pm, #152510
Would bleach work?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152509
It's the follow-up to http://www.motifake.com/october-30-2009-sorry-about-the-extremely-loooooong-longfake-demotivational-poster-76128.html
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:11 pm, #152508
Not enough peroxide in the house, Bart? LOL!
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm, #152505
Aggy, you evil suchandsuch...5L
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152502
I'm slow ;_;' don't understand. FUUUU
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152498
**** happens on the inter webz!


BE YOURSELF -




FINESSE -


TAGS: bullfighter bull horn
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:37 am, #144674
Bulls doing cartwheels...you don't see that everyday now you? "5, go toro, go toro"
me4891 - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am, #144673
This one will keep me laughing through my Friday staff meeting


DESPERATION -


TAGS: that is the lesson of the ho*** little salmon
Rating: 3.1/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:24 am, #135787
And besides, I gave you 5 lil fishies so kick back, enjoy.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:20 am, #135786
Heh, heh. If the foo ****s. ;)
Sean - November 11, 2009, 1:05 am, #135778
Eh! Who you callin' a fish-fukkr?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:04 am, #135777
Is this personal experience talking?


HAARAKKON -


TAGS: next time he is bringing the horns
Rating: 2.94/5

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Haarakkon - November 25, 2009, 8:09 am, #139746
I swear that's my uncle.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:27 pm, #139477
Thank god...I thought is was some weird form of Islamic S&M
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:20 pm, #139470
Looks like the rope version of an ancient Celtic helmet.


Paradigm Shift -


TAGS: calendar thats one ho*** goat
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - March 17, 2015, 12:23 am, #260420
That awkward moment when you discover that Hammy won't ever be calling you back...
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 11:35 pm, #260418
Hey, it's called "Me and ewe", not "me and nanny", sicko!


STAY OUT OF TEXAS -


TAGS: giant hornets bigger texas
Rating: 4/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 9:21 am, #261465
LOL! Good one, TJ! I'd say those were fake, but there were some crickets in La. that educated me! A little dark humor after a disaster is always healthy. 5 LOL lions!


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